Reason #238 why I won't be able to homeschool* this kid
She'll be smarter than me** by the second grade.
Conversation in our house last night:
Abby: Mom, what sound does a cow make?
Mom: Moooo, mooo.
Abby: What sound does a sheep make?
Mom: Baaa, baaa.
Abby: What sound does a kitty make?
Mom: Meooow, meooow
(Hey, I grew up on a farm, I'm pretty good with these ones.)
Abby: What sound does a seahorse make?
Mom: [stunned silence.]
crickets chirping.
* Not that I was planning to anyway but whatever.
** Or should be "than I am"? - Just trying to prove my point I guess.
Conversation in our house last night:
Abby: Mom, what sound does a cow make?
Mom: Moooo, mooo.
Abby: What sound does a sheep make?
Mom: Baaa, baaa.
Abby: What sound does a kitty make?
Mom: Meooow, meooow
(Hey, I grew up on a farm, I'm pretty good with these ones.)
Abby: What sound does a seahorse make?
Mom: [stunned silence.]
crickets chirping.
* Not that I was planning to anyway but whatever.
** Or should be "than I am"? - Just trying to prove my point I guess.
posted by ccap at 7:50 AM
4 Comments:
After laughing and then thinking for a minute the best I could come up with was: 'Glug, glug?'
I'm still wondering about reason #237...
I was thinking "glub, glub" as well! Time to consult Spongebob!
that is just TOO funny!!!
Accidental poet ;)
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