Killing my daughter with love
I suppose it all fits. Since I gained enough weight for triplets it only makes sense that I would produce enough breastmilk for 3 babies as well.
Holy hannah!
Trying to breastfeed (a.k.a. blinding Abby with the force of the squirt to her eye) and holding a beach towel under the other breast to keep myself from wetting my shirt, my shorts and the entire bed all the while trying to sit in a way that will not send shooting pains through my ass due to the episiotomy is an art form I have yet to perfect.
Holy hannah!
Trying to breastfeed (a.k.a. blinding Abby with the force of the squirt to her eye) and holding a beach towel under the other breast to keep myself from wetting my shirt, my shorts and the entire bed all the while trying to sit in a way that will not send shooting pains through my ass due to the episiotomy is an art form I have yet to perfect.
posted by ccap at 6:12 PM
2 Comments:
At least you've still got your sense of humour :-)
yeah, i was always amazed at how FAR breast milk could spray. like, you could blind the company across the room as well, water the plants, and put out cooking grease fires.
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