Thank you, zoom lens.

My second favorite moment at last week's university graduation (the first being obvious: seeing my b-i-l graduate) was the moment I spied the following scene [click on photo to enlarge] off in the distance. And so, I think it's time for a contest. Hit me with your funniest caption. There's even a prize in it for the person who makes me smile/laugh the most. A good prize. (And, if you've never commented before, here's your chance. Just click on the word "comments" below and follow directions.)