Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Open letters to celebrities

File this one under: "Really? She's blogging about THAT?"

Dear Angelina & Brad,
Maybe it's time to stop and consider the children. Maybe the life you've brought them into isn't actually that much healthier than the life they had before. Maybe being surrounded by paparazzi day in and day out isn't any better than being poor. Maybe the nasty separation you will go through in a few years (sorry to be so cynical) will really mess them up.

Dear Tom,
I recognize you love Katy. Yay you! I recognize you’re very happy in your new life and you are thrilled with little baby Suri. Thing is, though, you have 2 other kids. Have you forgotten? Why do I never see photos of you with them?

Dear Keira, Reece and Renée,
Okay, it's time to eat a sandwich. Seriously.


Blogger corrie said...

Dear Paris,
Is there anything about you that would make me believe you are a human being at all?

Dear J.Lo,
Marc Anthony? Really? I still can't get past it.

Dear Anne,
Stay away from Jane Austin. You don't deserve her. Just stick to romantic comedies.

9:23 AM  
Blogger pamero said...

Dear Mr.Bale,
Thanks for being what everyone else in Hollywood is not.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous raehan said...

Oh yay! You read People magazine, too.


Dear Britney,

Take some time to breathe, sweetie. Throw out the tabloids and start over.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous raehan said...

I just feel like that girl is so lost.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Psyche said...

Good for people to know.

2:02 AM  

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