Open letters to celebrities
File this one under: "Really? She's blogging about THAT?"
Dear Angelina & Brad,
Maybe it's time to stop and consider the children. Maybe the life you've brought them into isn't actually that much healthier than the life they had before. Maybe being surrounded by paparazzi day in and day out isn't any better than being poor. Maybe the nasty separation you will go through in a few years (sorry to be so cynical) will really mess them up.
Dear Tom,
I recognize you love Katy. Yay you! I recognize you’re very happy in your new life and you are thrilled with little baby Suri. Thing is, though, you have 2 other kids. Have you forgotten? Why do I never see photos of you with them?
Dear Keira, Reece and Renée,
Okay, it's time to eat a sandwich. Seriously.
Dear Angelina & Brad,
Maybe it's time to stop and consider the children. Maybe the life you've brought them into isn't actually that much healthier than the life they had before. Maybe being surrounded by paparazzi day in and day out isn't any better than being poor. Maybe the nasty separation you will go through in a few years (sorry to be so cynical) will really mess them up.
Dear Tom,
I recognize you love Katy. Yay you! I recognize you’re very happy in your new life and you are thrilled with little baby Suri. Thing is, though, you have 2 other kids. Have you forgotten? Why do I never see photos of you with them?
Dear Keira, Reece and Renée,
Okay, it's time to eat a sandwich. Seriously.
posted by ccap at 8:14 AM
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Dear Paris,
Is there anything about you that would make me believe you are a human being at all?
Dear J.Lo,
Marc Anthony? Really? I still can't get past it.
Dear Anne,
Stay away from Jane Austin. You don't deserve her. Just stick to romantic comedies.
Dear Mr.Bale,
Thanks for being what everyone else in Hollywood is not.
Oh yay! You read People magazine, too.
Ummmmm.
Dear Britney,
Take some time to breathe, sweetie. Throw out the tabloids and start over.
I just feel like that girl is so lost.
Good for people to know.
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