Medicine

Abby was digging through the cupboard in the bathroom the other day (because we let her do that sort of stuff here at the Parents of the Year House). She came across a tube of nystatin cream. Ever the inquisitive she asked: "Mom, what's this for?". I took the tube from her hand and read the back: "It's for the treatment of cutaneous and mucocutaneous myotic infections" to which she replied: "No, it's for boo-boos."

Well, why didn't they just SAY that then?