Thursday Thirteen
Yes, I do realize there are actually MORE than 13 questions.
1. Why NOT use your signal light if you’re turning? Is it too much work? Are you too tired? Did you forget? Are you too important? Do you not care about other people?
2. When does THIS ever become a good choice for your lawn/garden?
3. Is there anything more lovely than buying a new cd at lunch and anticipating the drive home for some prime listening opportunity?
4. Is there anything more disappointing than getting in the car, popping in the new cd and it not working?
5. Why didn’t the cowboys win The Amazing Race?
6. How exactly are we going to have time for all of the things we have planned for the weekend?
7. Do you think maybe TONIGHT I’ll get to bed before midnight?
8. Could it BE more positively lovely out there these days?
9. What should we buy our son for his second birthday?
10. What planets were aligned that caused my daughter to wear the first pair of shorts that I chose for her this morning? And how can I assist in that happening again?
11. Concert question: Why would you sit out in the lobby during the opening act? Don’t you think you might discover a new artist that you’ve never heard before?
12. Concert question 2: What exactly are you going to do with all of those under exposed, far away photos of the singer?
13. Concert question 3: Who exactly are you texting and why is it so important to do that while sitting in a theatre with hundreds of people? You do realize you’re actually here to watch an artist that you paid a lot of money to see, don’t you?
1. Why NOT use your signal light if you’re turning? Is it too much work? Are you too tired? Did you forget? Are you too important? Do you not care about other people?
2. When does THIS ever become a good choice for your lawn/garden?
3. Is there anything more lovely than buying a new cd at lunch and anticipating the drive home for some prime listening opportunity?
4. Is there anything more disappointing than getting in the car, popping in the new cd and it not working?
5. Why didn’t the cowboys win The Amazing Race?
6. How exactly are we going to have time for all of the things we have planned for the weekend?
7. Do you think maybe TONIGHT I’ll get to bed before midnight?
8. Could it BE more positively lovely out there these days?
9. What should we buy our son for his second birthday?
10. What planets were aligned that caused my daughter to wear the first pair of shorts that I chose for her this morning? And how can I assist in that happening again?
11. Concert question: Why would you sit out in the lobby during the opening act? Don’t you think you might discover a new artist that you’ve never heard before?
12. Concert question 2: What exactly are you going to do with all of those under exposed, far away photos of the singer?
13. Concert question 3: Who exactly are you texting and why is it so important to do that while sitting in a theatre with hundreds of people? You do realize you’re actually here to watch an artist that you paid a lot of money to see, don’t you?
posted by ccap at 12:42 PM
6 Comments:
Regarding numbers 1, 5 and 13: I know. Especially the concert-talkers thing. That drives me batty.
Loved it! #5: because clearly there is no justice in this world!
Yipee Kai Yay for the Cowboys! Also: where did you find that picture of my garden border?!?
#1 - oh crap, not again; no; yes; yes; no; deeply.
#5 - SIGH.
#4 Poping that CD in and realizing all you have in the car is Hannah Montanah... and your kid isnt in the car :)
i agree completely with question number one!!! lol i have such road rage though that i have many complaints about the way people drive lol especially in PA...so im very sorry if this is the state your refering to.
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