Open Letter

Dear Food Network,

You know all those shows where you make sashimi or give us ideas on 101 things to do with oysters or try out the latest pumpkin roulade with ginger buttercream or the best way to use up your raspberry sorbet?

Yeah, could you rather have a show that shows how to cut up vegetables with a sharp knife with a toddler balanced on one hip and a preschooler shoving a pencil in need of sharpening in your face?

Thanks!
Cynthia