just now

Jack was upstairs in the bathroom. He came down as I was in the midst of cleaning out the pumpkin for the jack-o-lantern.

Jack (on noticing that the top was off): Wow! Who did that?
ccap: I did, Jacky. I'm magic.
Jack: Wow!
Abby: Jacky, I'll let you in on a little secret. She's not magic.

Sigh.