Note to self
Maybe before heading to work in a new maternity skirt you should try it on at home and walk around in it a bit. Just a thought.
I'm now sitting here at work in a skirt that my stomach is not big enough to hold up. Feels very foolish every time I stand up. I don't know HOW those teenage boys do it who like to wear their pants well below their waists. I'd like to go for a walk at lunch since the sun is shining but I'm far too self conscious that my skirt may suddenly be swirling down by my ankles. I mean, my underwear is cute and all but I'm still not quite THAT much of an exhibitionist.
I'm now sitting here at work in a skirt that my stomach is not big enough to hold up. Feels very foolish every time I stand up. I don't know HOW those teenage boys do it who like to wear their pants well below their waists. I'd like to go for a walk at lunch since the sun is shining but I'm far too self conscious that my skirt may suddenly be swirling down by my ankles. I mean, my underwear is cute and all but I'm still not quite THAT much of an exhibitionist.
posted by ccap at 11:45 AM
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and a future post will read:
Note to self: maternity skirt that does not fit you in May, may, in fact, be too small for you to be able to wear AND eat lunch that day four months later.
Got any baler twine to hold it up? :-)
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