Two of her, one of him

1. Him: Perhaps you're watching too much Olympic coverage when the resident 20 month-old stretches his arms above his head and shouts "woooo!" every time the tv goes on.

2. Her: Off to go shopping with her cousin today.

Abby: Are we going to their mall or our mall?
Me: Honey, they're the same mall.

pause

Abby: Yeah, but are we going to THEIR mall or OUR mall?
Me: Sweetie, it's the same mall!

another pause

Abby: But, MOM, which mall are we going to? Ours or theirs?

long pause combined with a sigh

Me: Theirs.

3. Her: Conversation on the same drive. She sniffles and needs a kleenex.
Me: Oh dear, honey, are you getting a cold?
Abby (very pleasantly): No, I'm just stuffed up, coughing and sniffling. I don't feel sick and I'm not getting a cold.

Well, alrighty then.