Previously: The rants and ramblings of a stubborn, sarcastic, opinionated, romantic cynic.
Now basically: Little snippets of my life with a preschooler and a school-aged kid.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Just a thought.
If the landlady has the nerve to respond thus to our broken air conditioner: "It will be fixed when it's fixed" WE should be able to respond thus to our rent due tomorrow: "It will be paid when it's paid".
When life hands you lemons*... (alternate title: Good grief! Is this turning into a photo blog?**)
Washed this bag last week and seriously, it should have come with a label stating "Does not play well with others"
Exhibit A: (there were other exhibits but I don't want to bore you with photos of ALL the items it ruined, the blog will do enough to bore you. Plus, I don't want to burst into tears.)
And so, busy making lemonade. With a friend, nonetheless. (What a fun evening!) I just don't want to show a photo of her as then you'll all just oooh and ahh over her handiwork as opposed to mine and I have a fragile ego.
Ta da!***
* Mmm, lemonade. ** Yeah, probably. Soon we leave on holidays and I imagine it will just be more photo blogs after that. Sorry! *** Oh yeah, for those of you who didn't already know, I decided to shave my head about a week ago.
I enjoy wedding photography. A lot. I even enjoy all the stuff that comes with it: labeling all the photos (300+ in this case), organizing the album, scanning some of the best shots, creating discs. All of it. But for some bizarre reason I can't get my ass (nor any other part of my body) in gear this time to get this one finished off and sent off. And I have to. We're leaving on holidays on Saturday. What's the matter with me?
6:45: We're arriving at the ballpark. The reality of what-seemed-like-a-good-idea-on-Father's-Day is starting to be questionable. Yes, I bought rockin' good seats for viewing the game. But, I failed to check if they were aisle seats. And we are here with an 8! month! old! (Strike 1) 7:23: Wow! Things seem to be going fairly well. She hasn't squawked yet and I never even brought any toys (Strike 2. I'm well on my way for Mother of the Year.) 8:00: Seriously! This is amazing. Not even a moment of fussing. Time to treat her with a little cotton candy. Any teeth that were thinking of coming out have now hidden in fear of The Sugar. (Strike 3. Seriously. Cotton Candy?!) 9:00: That boy in the row behind us may be annoying the crap out of J-L and me with his loud play-by-play but he makes my daughter smile and for that all is forgiven. 9:20ish: Game is done. A success. Seriously, this kid is astonishing us everyday. But, I do know one of the secrets to the nights triumphant success. It was outside. She loves being outside more than she loves me. Well, practically. That's my girl.
P.S.1: Final score: 3 nothing for our team. Woohoo! (All three homeruns nonetheless.) P.S.2: